I Fuckin Love Joe Trohman
I would just like to discuss Joe Trohman. He is... beyond my understanding. Not in a bad way, though. I mean that I would go to the depths of the earth to get him his coffee on time. He could punch me and I would thank him. I know I'm not supposed to worship human beings, but this is an exception because he is the literal embodiment of God. If I could take everything worthwhile in this world and put it into a trash compactor, out would emerge Joe Trohman.
He has the most precious curly hair and his eyes are the shade of blue you hear about in the most erotic fan-fictions. My gay is showing, isn't it? That's alright. I'm more than gay for Joe Trohman. I feel like he would smell nice. Like Old Spice deodorant. I have fantasies about sniffing …